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$VER: Bowel Movements 1.0 (08 Feb 1994) by Necro\Banana Dezign



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I'm sorry, but to see this demo
you'll need AA chips, KickStart
v3.0 and a 68020. Isn't this a
great reason to buy an A1200?
For now, here's the soundtrack.

Banana Dezign - the things we do
to further the Amiga society...
Krishna



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intuition.library
graphics.library



HARE KRISHNA!

BANANA DEZIGN GIVES YOU OUR
NICE LITTLE PRESENTATION INTRO

BOWEL MOVEMENTS

BECAUSE WE CARE ABOUT YOU.
MAY YOUR LIFE BE LONG AND
FRUITFUL, AND YOUR PRIVATE PARTS
NEVER WITHER AWAY.
FIRST OF ALL LET'S WELCOME OUR
NICE NEW BANANAS FROM CROATIA

ALPHA, BLUE DEVILLE,
DIABLO, DR. J, ELF,
METAL, THE RIPPER
ROD AND SATAN

MAY THE BODHISATTVAS GRANT YOU
AWESOME ERECTIONS, AND MAY
YOUR SLIDESHOW BE REALLY RADICAL.
WE WHO HAVE MEDITATED THROUGH
THE AGES TO BRING YOU THIS INTRO
GREET YOU IN THE NAME OF KRISHNA

NECRO, CODE AND TYPOGRAPHY
BRAINBUG, MANTRAS AND RHYTHMS
BLUE DEVILLE, RADICAL COLORS
PENSPLIT, TITLE PICTURE

WE DO NOT SMOKE WEED, WE SOAR
INSTEAD THROUGH THE UNIVERSE AS
THE SHIVA UNITES WITH THE SHAKTI.
BE JOYFUL, YOU MEN OF PURE KARMA
WHO HAVE KNOWN THE MAHARISHI

ABSOLUTE!, ALCATRAZ, ANDROMEDA
BALANCE, COMPLEX, CRYPTOBURNERS
DCS, DENS DESIGN, DREAMDEALERS
KEFRENS, MELODY, MELON DEZIGN
MOVEMENT, SANITY, SPACEBALLS
TRSI, VIRTUAL DREAMS/FAIRLIGHT

AND KEWL AND DOZIG
MONETARY KARMA DONATIONS AND
REQUESTS FOR SPIRITUAL AID
CAN BE MADE TO

MESSIAH/BANANA DEZIGN
NORDAASTREET 60
N-5041 NORDAAS
NORWAY
ALTERNATIVELY, YOU MAY SEEK
THE MEDITATIONS OF VINAYA,
SUTRA AND ABHIDHARMA AT

ROD/BANANA DEZIGN
POLJICKA 23
C-58000 SPLIT
CROATIA
THOSE WHO MEDITATE ON THE
ASPECTS OF TELECOMMUNICATION
MAY ACHIEVE ENLIGHTENMENT AT

SILVERHAWK (BDZ WHQ, OC, CBE)
47 64934100
2400 TO 14400 PRAYER BEADS/MIN
YOUR ABBOT IS DECOY
BE WARE OF THE SWAMI NECRO'S
HONESTLY NONRELIGIOUS DEMO
FOR THE GATHERING 1994

ELEPHANTS GETTING
ON A FORD SIERRA

THE MAIN EVENT OF THE YEAR
IF WE CAN UNITE SHIVA AND
SHAKTI BEFORE THE PARTY BEGINS.
SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE
HIDDEN PART!

HERE'S A HINT...

TRY MAKING A LOCALIZATION
CATALOG FOR DPAINT IN KLINGON,
AND USE THE PREFERENCES TO
SET YOUR COUNTRY TO UGANDA.
NOW SMOKE SOME WEED THROUGH
YOUR EYELIDS SINGING HALELUJAH
WHILE THE DEMO LOADS.
BANANA DEZIGN

KRISHNA OR DIE!
SORRY, BOO, BUT WE MUST BEND
TO THE WILL OF OUR CELESTIAL
MASTERS.

YOU MUST LEARN TO SPARE LIVES.
EVEN FRUITS HAVE SOULS.
WE DO NOT KILL SMALL BIRDS.
CAN YOU THEN KILL FRUITS?